第2次监考CET6

发现有3天没有更新了,对于病馆来说是个很难得的现象,最近网络不知道怎么回事,很多网页就是打不开,看来周一要打电话问问网络中心了。

昨天是每年的夏季4、6级考试,这次又是代办公室某老师监考6级。说来是第二次监考了,可是去年的程序却也忘记的查不多了。中午1点55这样到了阶五领试卷,人山人海啊。伐哥讲了一些注意事项后,便领了试卷去考场。

和去年一样,和我一同监考的那位也是代替别人监考,甚是郁闷,因为原来是位女老师的,代替者是男的。我们的考场也是个阶梯教室,因此安排了两批考生,因此我们考场来了4位监考老师,另外两位是阿妈。两位阿妈是第一次监考,搞得非常紧张,有些东西并不是按照程序来的,我想想真好笑。

考生都进场了,发现有很多认识的,小姑娘还说我不是老师,真有趣,马上戴好监考证。这个考场基本是法学院和外语学院的,可惜没有美女。考试开始了,我的无聊也就开始了,走来走去又累,坐着又想睡觉,真是不知道干吗。

考试总有作弊,且对于我这个作弊高手来说,那些大三的孩子们还嫩得很。快要上交答题卡的时候发现一个男生偷看,我便坐在他边上,他还是继续偷看,我不想抓他什么,便走到他偷看的目标那里把答题卡给翻了过来,冲他笑,他挠挠头。写作文的时候,发现一个女生头不停往下看,走过去,见她双腿夹着手,便知道什么情况了,这招我最常用了。后来发现她手上写满了东西,算了,小姑娘家就不抓了,而且抓了她我自己也烦,我还是想早点去吃饭的。

考完,收卷了,我发现这次和我监考的那位老师非常懒,来考场的时候已经表现出来了。我一手拿着试卷,很多,一手拿伞,他拿了两瓶水,给我一瓶。天啊,我已经拿不下了啊,不好帮我拿么?考完了也是让我拿试卷,到了阶五还是叫我去排队,太JB不是人了。这个阶五可以看出大学老师的素质不过如此,都急着走人了,交试卷需要清点、装订,一个个挤得头破血流的样子,感叹啊。

[color=Teal]考试的时候我冒出了两个想法:
1、要是我既监考又参考,那不是很有趣?可以走来走去看别人答案,回去自己那边写下去?可惜后来想法被歼灭,缺考的试卷要被盖章的。
2、写篇小说,叫《课桌上的爱情》。写小说应该是大一是的无知了,文字功底很差,还写什么小说,只是觉得想法挺好,不知道能不能实行,且能一直写下去。

今天把去年的旧版病馆传了上去,还是放不下那些东西啊,可惜11-12月的数据不在了。

Google Analytics(分析)

一封邮件有几天没看了,今早使劲力气看了一下,发现是[color=Blue]Google Analytics Invitation Code,发件人是[color=Green]analytics-invitations@google.com。

邮件内容如下:

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其实我看不懂这些东西啦,只是感觉这个东西我很早就有,或者是很早申请的。而且我登陆的时候也没叫我用验证码之类的,直接登陆了,好像以前也用过的。搞不明白,目前研究中。